Black Pirate Beard
Our Price: $9.99
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Reg Price: $???
Black Pirate Beard
Listen, ye scurvy knaves, the Black Pirate Beard is the one true sign of a pirate who”s been at sea for ages, whose only female companionship has been a few random mermaids. This handsome beard will help ye charm the ladies (also maybe take a shower).
Listen, ye scurvy knaves, the Black Pirate Beard is the one true sign of a pirate who”s been at sea for ages, whose only female companionship has been a few random mermaids. This handsome beard will help ye charm the ladies (also maybe take a shower).
- Lacy shirt: check! Baggy pants: check! Belt or scarf at waist: check! Hat or scarf on head: check! Boots that look like ye mean business: check! Now: make sure ye have a beard. Every pirate must have a beard — because you”re not shaving while aboard a ship that constantly sways on the water.
- Ye don”t need an eye patch (hey, not every pirate has been unlucky enough to lose an eye) but sharp razors and shaving soap are luxury items on a pirate ship, so ye do need a beard! Yarrr!
- Includes: Beard.
- Does Not Include: Eye Patch or Bandana.
Let”s face it, the pirate thing will never die, thanks to Pirates of the Caribbean and Captain Jack Sparrow. But beware, “tis a not uncommon costume idea. So ye do have to take it up a notch to keep it fresh and for that, scallywags, ye need a nice thick Black Pirate Beard.
Black Pirate Beard Details:
| Color | On Costume”s Picture |
| CURRENCY | USD |
| CONDITION | Brand-New |
| Theme | Accessories |
